Friday, November 04, 2005

Mean Streak

How To Tick Off A Councilman:

Time the cocktail hour so you are making yourself a perfectly lovely Bombay Sapphire martini when he arrives home from work because you know full well that he cannot indulge since he has to attend a council meeting in less than two hours.


Make audible sighs of pleasure as you sip the Sapphire. When he starts to salivate, smile sweetly and offer him a choice of bottled water or iced tea.

1 comment:

ChrisMoose said...

You are going to burn in hell for that. heh heh heh