Time the cocktail hour so you are making yourself a perfectly lovely Bombay Sapphire martini when he arrives home from work because you know full well that he cannot indulge since he has to attend a council meeting in less than two hours.
Make audible sighs of pleasure as you sip the Sapphire. When he starts to salivate, smile sweetly and offer him a choice of bottled water or iced tea.
1 comment:
You are going to burn in hell for that. heh heh heh
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