Man: "Hey, look at this nice statue."
I was standing within earshot so I turned and sneaked a peek. Curiosity, the cat and all that.
Woman: Tilts head at garden statue of mermaid, " Why would we want that?"
Man: "It would go really good with that statue :::mumbled::: has."
Woman: "Which statue?"
Man: "That naked statue with the bare boobs and the blanket."
Woman: Looks puzzled, "I don't know what you mean."
Man: "You know, the Vino Ga-Myla."
I can see the lady thinking. Her brow is furrowed.Woman: "You mean the Venus de Milo?"
Man: "Yeah, that's it."
Woman: "That's not the Venus de Milo, that's just a statue of a partially naked woman."
Man: "Oh. (pause) Well, this would still look good with it."
Woman: "You want to buy this for them for Christmas?"
Man: "No, I was just thinking."
The Vino Ga Myla? I burst out laughing and they looked at me like I was insane.
I really shouldn't eavesdrop.