I had a little guest today on my hand mirror in the bathroom. Did you know that chameleons could turn themselves the color of silver? Okay, make that the color of silver that needs polishing. I tossed a hand towel on Lizzie and released her outside in the fern garden where Mr. Lee Zard and all his cousins live. I suspect they are all wooing her as I type.
The funniest thing I read all week:
Two muffins are in the oven.
One muffin says to the other one,
"God it's hot in here."
The other muffin says
"Sweet Jesus! A talking muffin!"