Wednesday, February 15, 2006

This and That

I had a little guest today on my hand mirror in the bathroom. Did you know that chameleons could turn themselves the color of silver? Okay, make that the color of silver that needs polishing. I tossed a hand towel on Lizzie and released her outside in the fern garden where Mr. Lee Zard and all his cousins live. I suspect they are all wooing her as I type.

The Guest

The funniest thing I read all week:

Two muffins are in the oven.
One muffin says to the other one,
"God it's hot in here."
The other muffin says
"Sweet Jesus! A talking muffin!"

Later Gators.


jk said...

LOL - all the leezards in my yard are hiding in the stacks of clay pots or under rocks from the cold - are your lizards bionic?

Anonymous said...

Don't you just love a good muffin joke?!?! Ha!

annie p

Flaurella said...

Nope, No bionic lizards. She was very attractive though... extra long snout and a very long and slender tail. She looked quite elegant in her silver outfit. I think Lady Lizzie was cold and seeking refuge from the frigid 20 degree temps we had. Today it is warm again and all the lizards are out and dodging the robins. And so it goes.

Flaurella said...

Yassum. A good muffin joke is hard to beat! The world needs more muffin jokes.