Garbage Collector

I think W4D may indeed have genuine political genes. I have discovered that he goes to the post office in the evenings and roots through the trash to see if anyone tosses his letters without reading them. So far, so good -- until last evening, when he spotted one of his campaign letters in the trash! He fished it out of the garbage to see who had dared throw his letter away but was relieved to find that the contents were missing and only the envelope had been discarded. He was pleased to see that Madame X kept his letter even if she did toss the envelope. ::::insert eyeroll here::::

He has also studies how many of the other two candidates letters have been tossed. Remember that the other two candidates sent folded flyers, not contained within sealed envelopes. W4D is smirking because one candidate's flyers are frequently ending up in the trash with the seal unbroken. Who knew that good old W4D had an analytical, sneaky side? I wonder from whom he inherited the political DNA?

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