Oh, those whacky blog searchers and their queries...
"Bright and tight cherry Laurel?" Yep, that's me alright.
My Cherry, and more
"Long legs spread open" Wrong blog, buddy. I was writing about a turkey bird dinner.
Sorry, as far as I know, there is no "nutritional value in an appletini" but they sure taste good.
"Bite me" is not a personal invitation, just the name of one of my photo sets on FLICKR.
"Where's the chicken?" and "for the love of jesus christ" are just totally puzzling to Flaurella.
I have those of you covered who are searching for a gator ringing a doorbell. But, I feel sort of sorry for the person out there who was searching for my "image of hard boiled egg." Yes, I have one but how do you know I really hard boiled it?
I'm astounded by how many people sit around all day searching the word "boobs" in blogs. Now that I try to include "boobs, big breasts or juicy melons" in my blog with almost every entry, my hit counter is ticking as fast a geiger counter in Chernobyl.
Picture of Her Huge Juicy Melons!