I'm tired of all this healthy summer food.
All these fresh veggies are making me grumpy.
I am starting to crave pot roast and potatoes and pie and chili and roasted chickens.
I wouldn't want to get too healthy.
That's why I asked W4D to bring home a couple of cheesy, greasy, pepperoni pizzas for supper tonight.
Okay, I will eat a salad but absolutely nothing else healthy for at least the next 24 hours.
Summer, be damned.