Kick Some Ice

I have a nasty cold.

I am grumpy.
I have been in a foul mood for the last week.

Every time W4D sees the Will Ferrell trailer for his new movie about ice skating and Will chants, "My hump, my hump, my lovely lady hump," W4D bursts out laughing.

I can't begin to tell you how irritating this is.

I am married to a closet Will Ferrell freak.

help me.