Thursday, June 28, 2007

Grand Opening

Hi, Hunnies, I'm home. I know it's been a while but I have been on the road and/or having way too much fun to blog.

During my travels last week, I saw this scrawled in white paint on the rear window of a Nissan in South Carolina:

Justin and Melissa
Just Married
GRAND OPENING!

Made me laugh.
They were very young so yes indeed, it may have been the Grand Opening.

Here's what I am drinking tonight out of one of my infamous blue balls martini glasses. It's Raspberry Sparkletini and Grape Vodka, half and half, very cold, garnished with a cherry.

Cherry Blue

Yep, I call it Blue Balls with a Cherry on top.

A hearty welcome to all you blue balls and cherry searchers.
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:24 PM

    Sounds delighful! Is thete a female equivalent of blue balls?

    Curious in HSV

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  2. Flaurella2:37 PM

    Dear Anon in HSV,

    Yes, I am told there is a cure for this condition in women. You might start here:

    http://www.spicygear.com/vibrators.cfm?gclid=CLrImv28hI0CFSgRGgod-g5opg

    Note: Flaurella does not endorse nor promote any of the products from Spicy Gear shown above. In fact, her eyes bugged out when she saw them all!

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  3. Anonymous1:41 AM

    Kripes, my eyes are bugged out too. The contraptions they come up with these days!

    Not so curious anymore in HSV

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